Google Sex Language FOOL!

2007 August 31
by The M Code

Try it yourself with the Google Language Tool:
First i choose to translate this:
I would like to have sex with you because you are beautiful
From English to Japanese

It was translated to this:
私は美しいのであなたが付いている性を有することを望む
So i copy pasted the line above and choose to translate it back to English and this is what i got (be prepared):

Because I am beautiful, the fact that it possesses the characteristic where you have been attached is desired

The only thing that made me laugh more than this are some of the comments i received on this post, for you guys who are really that stupid, i just choose that sentence for fun, don’t get too excited.

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 August 31

    Le2anna mo tarjama 7arfyaaa

  2. 2007 September 1
    themcode permalink

    Blue Dress, if Google language tool was to translate for country leaders we would be living world war 3 by now hehe.

  3. 2007 September 1

    Loool , now lets hope that doesnt happen

  4. 2007 September 2

    :) – what were you thinking!

  5. 2007 September 3

    try to translate ur blog to arabic, u’ll die laughing ;)

  6. 2007 September 23

    Where have you been! messing around with your template huh… better late then never :) 3aleina o 3aleik

  7. 2008 March 11
    Jap chic permalink

    Actually, the first translation (from english to japanese) is wrong. What you got in english from the second translation tells almost if not perfect, what the wrong japanese translation says.

  8. 2008 March 11

    you reminded me of something, you’re japanese and i have alot of japanese manga that i can’t even read, take them all, they’re sitting here without use

  9. 2008 March 11
    Jap chic permalink

    why and how did you get those mangas? online? or is there a place where you can buy manga??

  10. 2008 March 12

    i got them from a japanese second-hand shop in the back alleys of london, and i got some other from japan, i never went to japan but my brother did and he brought me some manga from there, they are all in japanese, you read manga?

  11. 2008 March 12
    Jap Chick permalink

    i used to read manga a lot. i had around 500 of them at home but i sold all of them before i moved to kuwait…
    what kind of manga you read? you read them in english? and what manga do you have if you know the titles?

  12. 2008 March 12

    500? sugoi, here’s some of what i have: part 8 and 9 of koro koro of the year 1999, complete evangelion colored manga, the images are taken from the anime, complete ranma 1/2, about 38 mangas, some dragon ball, gundam v only one part, some detective conan, some 3 x 3, some dragonquest, some rockman, some sailormoon, and many many more, some of them i don’t know how to read their titles, i also have those large size monthly and weekly mangas that have different mangas inside of it, like koro koro

  13. 2008 March 12
    Jap chic permalink

    500 sounds a lot but once you buy a manga, you will want to collect all the volumes which sometimes ends up 30, 50 or even 100! that is why i had that many.
    but you have quite a collection as well! sugoi ne. some titles, even i don’t recognize. i may want to borrow some when i miss home. hahah

  14. 2008 March 13

    yeah you’re right once you get started it’s hard to stop, you can borrow them anytime you want, do you watch anime too?

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